Doodle Does Things

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ajab-leher

i'm thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language

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but mostly i'm thinking of this:

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in case nobody had guessed, i'm touchstarved.

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also this!

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i had this image in my head but i found it again <3

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a hug is the universal expression of love!!!

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caffeinatedanxiouscucumber

This too:

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stellawolfe30
aurosoulart:
“aurosoulart:
“aurosoulart:
“when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
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because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the...
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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

aurosoulart

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

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I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

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this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

stellawolfe30

A personal response to bad fic comments

chromatographic

So I’m in fandom spaces basically all the time, this is not news if you know me at all. It’s probably why you follow me. 

In the past 6 months - 1 year, my friends and I have been noticing a bit of an uptick on Bad Comments to our fanfics. We’ve noticed this on our fics. We’ve noticed this on other’s fics. 

We don’t have statistics - that’d be near impossible to collect, anyway, but it seems they’re on the rise. As I’m starting to publish more fic lately, I want to share my personal policy on this - and that is the fact that I’m not going to tolerate bad comments on my fanfic.

(I will happily also step in for other fanauthors, as well - though I do only do this with permission of the fic’s author.)

My stock reply to bad comments is below. You may borrow and use it freely, no credit needed.

Dear Human,
You have left the type of comment that falls into a category we fanauthors call entitled. If you would like an explanation on how your comment qualifies, please press 1. If you require advice on how to leave better comments, please press 2. If you would like to argue that your comment does not qualify, please hang up and never call back. Rude or entitled responses from you in the future may lead you to be blocked. This is your only warning. Have a nice day!

If the comment isn’t “entitled” but falls into another bad category, it’s usually outright harassment and will get both an immediate block and a report to AO3, or whoever the hostsite winds up being.

I have three questions I ask before sending this message:

1. Did they say anything at all about the fic they’re commenting on, and was it nice?

For a bad comment, the answer to this is “no”.

2. Does the comment ask or demand something of me, as a fanauthor.

For a bad comment, the answer is “yes”.

Comments that are entitled will have both qualifications. They will get the stock reply above.  If they only fit one of the questions, I will consider a more mollified report. 

I already know what people are going to argue when they read this - 

But Chroma! What if the commenter doesn’t know any better and is young/new/neurodivergent!

Okay first of all, I am autistic myself and am perfectly capable of fucking manners and learning social norms, so I resent the automatic implication some of y’all have that all neurospicy people are inherently rude or vice versa. 

Secondly, that is why I left the phone options. If the commenter wants to be better they can use them as a jumping off point for the future conversation. If they legitimately want to learn how to not be a dick in fandom they can reach out.

But Chroma! What if the commenter didn’t realize what they were doing wrong?

They they can politely go “oh shit, my bad,” apologize to me, and leave a real fucking meaningful comment.

If you want to use this policy, go ahead. If you don’t, that’s fine too. If you think that this is a piece of shit policy then feel free to ignore this post and, in the future, everything I say and write.

In the meantime, I’ve been in fandom for over two decades now. So this Fandom Old is gonna enforce etiquette in her spaces and live her best fandom life.

Have a good evening, everyone. 

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destiny-islanders

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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

celticpyro

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

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Freeloader Comin’ through!

gizensha

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

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Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

pocosun

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:


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Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

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Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

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And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

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And then just refreshed the page

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eggfucker1

Reblogging to save my life

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saving a life

monkiebois

doodledoesthing3 asked:

This question is for your Tangled Star au! So how does Monkey King react when he sees Macaque again? (Like when MK becomes Wukong’s successor and stuff) Is it something like


“HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE????”

or

“MACAQUE, MY LONG LOST LOVER IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE SEEN YOU!”


Thank you for your time!

monkiebois answered:

Well that is spoilers for the au and im pretty picky about what i talk about. But looking at what I’ve already shown in the au so far. Wukong knows Macaques alive. Macs been trying to kill him ever since he left the bull families sanctuary (reference ch16). He left ghonzhus care and then has been trying to kill swk.

So it wouldn’t be “how are you alive?” More like. “What are you planning now?” Kinda vibes.

And…I’ll say this. Once aws is over in ts we’re not gonna skip to when mk becomes the monkie kid.

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Redson doesn’t have the samadhi fire yet >:).

I wonder how that will play out.

Also when mk does become the monkey kid it’ll be “MK IS YOUR KID?!?!?!?!??!?!”

Hehe I can’t wait to write that.

dorkynerd23
roseofhybrids

Something I've been thinking about after the "solver is taking over Uzi and she might have to get mercy killed just like her mom" development

A tense situation to be sure, these drones are definitely gonna have a lot to go through with these last 2 episodes. But we can all guess it'll turn out ok in the end on the basis that, that's just how stories tend to go. A meta, non-diegetic reason not to worry.

But I'm looking for a little in universe hope that they'll manage to fix this, and I think I've found one. To explain it, we need to first take a look at Tessa and V. (prepare for a lot of reading, sorry in advance)


So, Tessa has made her thoughts pretty clear during her talk with N. This is a "for the greater good" scenario, it's either kill Uzi or the Absolute Solver kills everyone. Painful but understandable.

But then we have V.
When she carries Uzi back to the others, she insists they leave right then and there, and waits for N to join her.

But he hesitates because of what Tessa has told him. V is let in on this fact when Tessa tells him she hasn't been honest with V yet. The fact Tessa says this while comforting N as he hesitates tells V that Tessa said something to him to plant doubt in his mind. It also implies, to N, that V doesn't know the gravity of the situation.
But that just isn't true
V has just witnessed what Uzi is capable of first hand in the operating room. Hell, she's witnessed a lot of the solver's power first hand. Such as when Uzi attacked her in episode 4, and when CYN mutated her in 5.
She knows this thing is dangerous. The look she gives before they leave the operating room, and her reaction to Uzi trying to her powers when they find Doll's trap, says as much.

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When Tessa offers to take a look at Uzi. V immediately shows hostility towards her over not controlling the sentinels like she said she could.
Then there's her line after Tessa tells N she hasn't been honest with V. It makes sense for her to be mad after Tessa implies she's been keeping something from her.

But rather than directing her next question at Tess, and saying something like: "Not honest about what?" or "What haven't you told me?". She instead turns to N and asks, "What did she tell you?" Her tone isn't just angry, it's accusatory.
They're interrupted by Uzi waking up, and we get this look between Tessa and V.

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A blank stare met with anger and fear.


This scene seems to put Tessa and V on separate sides.

Tessa believes there's no other option but to kill off the infected drones. She doesn't want to kill Uzi, but leaving her alive puts the universe at risk. Tessa's seen what the solver did with CYN. She's seen what it did to her parents, to the other drones, to the Earth, possibly what it did to other planets, and she can't let that happen again.

V on the other hand is protecting Uzi, something that would be pretty uncharacteristic of her before. When Uzi first shows she has her solver powers at the end of episode 3, her first reaction is to take aim with her gun. And in 4, she is shown to be terrified when Uzi turns that arrow into a flesh monster. V was still willing to kill Uzi because she was showing signs of solver infection. She only stopped when N got Uzi to calm down during her rampage. After that she was willing to cover up that Uzi ate her classmates, and now she's willing to give up interrupting CYN's plan, just so they can get an injured Uzi out of there.

Tess is 100% up for killing Uzi if it means saving everyone.
V, not so much. It's hard to say that she'd let the universe get destroyed to protect her new friend. But, at the very least, V seems in favor of trying to find another solution.

It's a basically the trolley problem.
Tessa's answer is - flip the switch so that only 1 person dies.
V's answer is - isn't there another way?


This leaves N in between the two.
Where he might have to make that choice (read might as definitely going to, because that's just how stories tend to go).

Do nothing and let 5 people die, or flip a switch so only 1 person dies
Do nothing and let the universe be destroyed, or kill your best friend (read friend as love interest, like this is a historical account of two "very good friends". Because while it hasn't been outright been said aloud, that's just how stories tend to go).

So who is N to side with?


And to get what I think will be the answer, we need to look at V's says at the very end of the episode. Her final words to N and Uzi before the elevator falls.

N is yelling out for her to come with them, that they need her. V dismisses this with a simple "nah." Not even a proper no. She just brushes off the idea that they need her to come with them. Up till now, she's been trying to protect N from the truth (she did this in some pretty nasty ways, but that was her intent). But now he knows about the Absolute Solver and what happened back at the manor. He's stood up to both J and V, he's not going to go down without a fight. N doesn't need any protecting, she's willing to let him handle this alone.

Then she turns to Uzi and simply says: "Uzi, I trust you."
I think is V saying she trusts that Uzi won't turn out like CYN did. She trusts her to find a way to fix this.

It's because of this that I believe the show is building up to have N side with V on this.

So they'll to stick together, move forward together, or not at all.
They can work together to fix this instead of all the murder.

Ok, that's enough quoting the other episodes for parallels


So there you have, just some ideas to hold on to till we see this season end